Bite Club – rule #1: always talk about snacks

$80.00

🧀 Boards That Slay. Snacks That Stay.

Welcome to the sassiest snack stage in town. Our handmade charcuterie boards aren’t just serving cheese—they’re serving looks.  

 

Whether you’re hosting a wine night, bribing your book club, or just feeling fancy on a Tuesday, these laser-engraved beauties bring the drama. Personalized with flair, built to last, and ready to be the center of your next spread.  

 

🥓 From brie to beef jerky, we don’t judge your snack choices—we just make them look good.  

💃 Custom engraving? Oh yes. Your name, your vibe, your snarky quote. We’ll burn it in (literally).  

🎁 Perfect for gifting, gloating, or just treating yourself like the snack you are.

 

Prices vary by board type, size, and engaving.