🧀 Boards That Slay. Snacks That Stay.

Welcome to the sassiest snack stage in town. Our handmade charcuterie boards aren’t just serving cheese—they’re serving looks.  

Whether you’re hosting a wine night, bribing your book club, or just feeling fancy on a Tuesday, these laser-engraved beauties bring the drama. Personalized with flair, built to last, and ready to be the center of your next spread.  

🥓 From brie to beef jerky, we don’t judge your snack choices—we just make them look good.  

💃 Custom engraving? Oh yes. Your name, your vibe, your snarky quote. We’ll burn it in (literally).  

🎁 Perfect for gifting, gloating, or just treating yourself like the snack you are.

Prices vary by board type, size, and engaving. 

🧶 Soft, Sassy, and Slightly Unhinged

These aren’t your grandma’s crochet creations (unless your grandma’s a total legend). Our handmade plushies are stuffed with personality and stitched with attitude.  

🐙 Want a cuddly octopus with commitment issues? We’ve got that.  

🦄 A rainbow unicorn that judges your snack choices? Done.  

🍄 A mushroom that looks like it knows your secrets? Say less.  

Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or emotionally bonding with inappropriately. Each plushie is one-of-a-kind, just like your questionable life choices.  

We have these cutesy snuggle sprouts in every size and price point. Message us or come by the shop for more options. 

🍎 Handmade Candy-Coated Apples  

Sweet, crunchy, and unapologetically bold—our apples are dipped, drizzled, and decked out in irresistible style.  

✨ Choose from vibrant hard crack candy shells in flavors like cinnamon, cotton candy, and strawberry—or mix and match your own color explosion.  

🍫 Feeling indulgent? Go for our caramel or chocolate-covered apples, topped with crushed peanuts, Oreos, Reese’s Pieces, and more.  

The combinations are endless, and every bite is a celebration.